a Sp!eL 2 rEmEmbEr... (a call center act)
Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I'vedecided to install Love. Can you guide me thoughthe process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I thinkI'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart.Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several otherprograms running now. Is it okay to install Lovewhile they are
running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now
Tech Support: No problem, Love will graduallyerase Past Hurt from your current operatingsystem. It may
remain in your permanent memorybut it will no longer disrupt other programs. Lovewill eventually override Low Self-Esteem with amodule of its own called High Self-Esteem.However, you have to completely turn off Grudgeand Resentment. Those programs prevent Lovefrom being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as manytimes as necessary until Grudge and Resentmenthave been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installingitself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to beginconnecting to other
Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already.It says, "Error - Program not run on externalcomponents ."
What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Loveprogram is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet
been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; thenclick on the following files: Forgive-Self; RealizeYour Worth;
and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart"directory. The system will overwrite any conflictingfiles and
begin patching faulty programming. Also,you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from alldirectories and empty
your Recycle Bin to makesure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up withnew files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves allover My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takesawhile, but eventually everything gets it at theproper time. So Love
is installed and running. Onemore thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware.Be sure to give it and its various modules toeveryone you meet. They will in turn share it withothers and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I'vedecided to install Love. Can you guide me thoughthe process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I thinkI'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart.Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several otherprograms running now. Is it okay to install Lovewhile they are
running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now
Tech Support: No problem, Love will graduallyerase Past Hurt from your current operatingsystem. It may
remain in your permanent memorybut it will no longer disrupt other programs. Lovewill eventually override Low Self-Esteem with amodule of its own called High Self-Esteem.However, you have to completely turn off Grudgeand Resentment. Those programs prevent Lovefrom being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as manytimes as necessary until Grudge and Resentmenthave been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installingitself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to beginconnecting to other
Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already.It says, "Error - Program not run on externalcomponents ."
What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Loveprogram is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet
been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; thenclick on the following files: Forgive-Self; RealizeYour Worth;
and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart"directory. The system will overwrite any conflictingfiles and
begin patching faulty programming. Also,you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from alldirectories and empty
your Recycle Bin to makesure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up withnew files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves allover My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takesawhile, but eventually everything gets it at theproper time. So Love
is installed and running. Onemore thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware.Be sure to give it and its various modules toeveryone you meet. They will in turn share it withothers and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
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